Unicyclist Update

Back in November I posted a unicyclist story.

The question was, "Is this a unicyclist or a unicyclist impersonator?"

I have an update. Wednesday evening Jason approached me at work. He had a wild look in his eye. I asked what kind of mischief we were about to get into.

He said, “I’ve seen him.”

“Whom?” (Yes, I actually use the third person inquisitive.)

“The Unicyclist!”

“The one with the face like a fishing lure?”

“It is more like a tackle box.”

“So was he……?”

“I was driving in to work and I saw him out of the corner of my eye. He was peddling away on that contraption. He really is a unicyclist.”

“I wonder if he has a job yet. Maybe he is still looking.”

I told Echo about it. She looked at me with a shocked countenance. “I saw him here in Plano with the unicycle in his hand. He was applying for a job at target.”

We have dubbed him, Tackleface. I will be lurking around to get pictures soon. I want Tackleface to run for mayor. This dude could be to Dallas, what Leslie is to Austin (just not in drag).