Jump to Your Own Conclusions

I work with a young lady named Roxxanne. Yes, she spells it like that. She is from a neighboring state that will remain unnamed to protect the competent. We had the following conversation last night.

Roxxanne: “BWH, you’re old.”

BWH: “Roxxanne, I’m 11 years older than you.”

Roxxanne: “Oh my……..You’re as old as my mom!”