Some stuff just disappears.

Echotig wants a treadmill. I think we need that and some weights for squats. I have come to a shocking revelation about my physique. My waistline is getting tighter but my seat is getting looser.

I can feel the bagginess. I am suffering early onset posterior depletion. For me this is worse than the spare tire. To get rid of gut a fella can lose weight. But when the hiney disappears, what is a fella to do? I mean come on. I aint even 40 yet.

I think I'm going to go get that treadmill. And I'll pick up some suspenders while I'm out.