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    “No man in the wrong can stand up against a fellow that is in the right and keeps on a-comin’.” Captain Bill McDonald, Texas Ranger.

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    Location: Texas

    Good guys wear white hats. And they never run out of bullets.

    Tuesday, September 20, 2005

    I was tagged. Here is my meme.

    Jeff tagged me. Yes it is a silly little game. But I’m happy to be picked so let’s get this over with.

    5 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die

    * Take Echo on a just the two of us trip to Hawaii.
    * Build the home I’ve been contemplating for the last 20 years.
    * Take Echo on a trip to
    * Ride the train from
    Manhattan to Saratoga and wander around at every stop.
    * Smoke Cigars with Rush Limbaugh.

    5 Things I Can Do

    * Make folks laugh.
    * Make folks cry.
    * Make folks angry.
    * Make a fool of myself.
    * Laugh, cry, and get angry at myself for being such a

    5 Things I Cannot Do

    * Tie a cherry stem in my mouth.
    * Roll my R. (Spanish)
    * Sing along at the Opera.
    * Move away from
    Texas unless God makes me.
    * Eat collard greens.

    5 Things that Attract Me to the Opposite Sex

    * Those, “Walk yourself right over here” looks.
    * The anticipation of long warm kisses that blow the big
    white hat right off my head and into the sunset.
    * The anticipation of intense sexual experiences that
    send me to my knees thanking God Almighty for the
    miracle that is my wife. (Yes. She is that hot.)
    * Soft touches that melt my flesh.
    * The glorious aroma of her cooking.

    5 Things I Say Most Often

    * NO!
    * Stop!
    * Get down from there!
    * Don’t make me spank you!
    * I told you not to make me spank you. Now BEHAVE!

    5 Celebrity Crushes

    * Paulina Porizkova
    * Joan Jett
    * Sophia Loren
    * Rachel Ward
    * Raquel Welch

    5 People I Want to Do This Next

    * Echotig (Sorry babe.)
    * Stacy (I’m dying to hear this.)
    * Admin Worm (This should be funny.)
    * Darlene (This seems like something you would do.)

    * Diison (It is about time you posted something.)