I was tagged. Here is my meme.

Jeff tagged me. Yes it is a silly little game. But I’m happy to be picked so let’s get this over with.

5 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die

* Take Echo on a just the two of us trip to Hawaii.
* Build the home I’ve been contemplating for the last 20 years.
* Take Echo on a trip to Germany.
* Ride the train from Manhattan to Saratoga and wander around at every stop.
* Smoke Cigars with Rush Limbaugh.

5 Things I Can Do

* Make folks laugh.
* Make folks cry.
* Make folks angry.
* Make a fool of myself.
* Laugh, cry, and get angry at myself for being such a
fool.

5 Things I Cannot Do

* Tie a cherry stem in my mouth.
* Roll my R. (Spanish)
* Sing along at the Opera.
* Move away from Texas unless God makes me.
* Eat collard greens.

5 Things that Attract Me to the Opposite Sex

* Those, “Walk yourself right over here” looks.
* The anticipation of long warm kisses that blow the big
white hat right off my head and into the sunset.
* The anticipation of intense sexual experiences that
send me to my knees thanking God Almighty for the
miracle that is my wife. (Yes. She is that hot.)
* Soft touches that melt my flesh.
* The glorious aroma of her cooking.

5 Things I Say Most Often

* NO!
* Stop!
* Get down from there!
* Don’t make me spank you!
* I told you not to make me spank you. Now BEHAVE!

5 Celebrity Crushes

* Paulina Porizkova
* Joan Jett
* Sophia Loren
* Rachel Ward
* Raquel Welch

5 People I Want to Do This Next

* Echotig (Sorry babe.)
* Stacy (I’m dying to hear this.)
* Admin Worm (This should be funny.)
* Darlene (This seems like something you would do.)
* Diison (It is about time you posted something.)